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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

Loons and Moons

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Scientists Uncover “Alien” Chemistry Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Deposits - SciTechDaily

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Discover Why These 2025 Milky Way Photos Are Shaking the Astrophotography World - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

36-year-old sold her childhood home in Wisconsin to live and travel in a truck she spent $50,000 renovating: 'I don't have a single regret' - CNBC

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Finebaum on House settlement: NCAA dead, Olympic and women sports crushed, football wins - AL.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the American mobile phone number format?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

share office space ...

What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?